Joke About Beer

Three leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink.

The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Coors orders a Coors.

When it is Guinness turn to order he orders a soda. Why didn't you order a Guinness everyone asks?

Nah Guinness replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I.



*posted by Ario.e | Dustberry @ bb-pal mailing list*

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Perbedaan Pria dan Sapi

ADA kunjungan ke suatu peternakan sapi yang dilakukan oleh peserta seminar keluarga harmonis. Pemandu dipeternakan sapi itu menceritakan bahwa sapi di sini sehat-sehat dan kuat-kuat.

PEMANDU : "Bapak-bapak dan ibu-ibu, ini sapi dari Selandia Baru sangat kuat, sehari bisa lima kali berhubungan. Makanya sangat cocok untuk perkembangbiakkan dan meraih keuntungan bagi peternak."

Ibu-ibu sambil nyenggol bapaknya : "Tuh pak.... lima kali sehari bisa nggak????

PEMANDU : "Bapak-bapak dan ibu-ibu, ini sapi dari Australia lebih kuat sehari bisa 10 kali."

Ibu-ibu sambil nyenggol lagi bapaknya : "Tuh pak....10 kali...bayangin. ..!!!!

Bapak-bapak semakin panas dan tanya ke pemandunya : "Pak...10 kali itu dengan betina yang sama apa nggak....?

PEMANDU : "Ya....nggaklah pak"

Bapak-bapak : "Tuh Bu... betinanya beda-beda, boleh nggak...???


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The Blonde Flight Attendant

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop, and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"

"You can't get out of your room?"; the captain asked. "Why not?"

She replied, "There are only threedoors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

http://www.jokes.com/funny/blonde/the-blonde-flight-attendant

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